The Nintendo press conference was essentially a load of people showing us their holiday photos. I didn’t watch the Sony one, but apparently they revealed that movies and TV programs would be appearing on the Store, like, immediately. On the American Store of course. And that’s basically it. There wasn’t even a trailer for LocoRoco 2. But there might be in the coming days. There’s gonna be talk of Tomb Raider Underworld at 5.30pm GMT today. Yay.

It’s the incredibly dull Lotus “Eagle” (it’s real name will be unveiled at the British Motor Show). Yay!

Oh wait here’s a LocoRoco 2 trailer. That music better not be in the game.

Other Stuff

• I now have every car in GT5 Prologue, and there’s an update on August 1st which adds…stuff.
• I have every episode of KnoxKast and A-Bomb City on mah PS3. Woop.
• I’ve written 2 lines of my personal statement. It’s amazing.
• Japanese Xbox 360 users on 2chan (the largest forum on the Internet) feel “abandoned” by Square Enix’s decision to not realese the 360 version there. Awww.
• Woody Allen is still alive.
• You’ve been hit by the
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