Good news (I guess) - it’s started! This is the first time I’ve actually watched a game show live, it’s so exciting. It’s the Microsoft press conference. There was a funny trailer for Fallout 3. Then some Japanese guy came on to talk about Resident Evil 5. He had a good translator. Then some extremely sad guy came on to talk about Fable 2. He showed us his e-wife. Now Gears Of War 2 is being discussed.

Wait a minute - what the hell am I talking about. Fallout 3? Resident Evil 5? Gears Of War 2? What the hell is all this crap? Aha, of course, the only reason I’m watching the Microsoft press conference is because the Square Enix press conference comes immediately after. Aha! (In the event that they even show SE at all.)

Sooo…Gears Of War 2 eh? Soo…people actually play this do they. Interesting.

I wont be able to watch the Sony conference live tomorrow - it starts too late. But fate has seen fit to put me in a position to be able to watch the Nintendo conferecne. Joy!

Oooh, now the main Xbox guy is saying that he’s confident that they will sell more consoles this generation than PS3. But no-one was counting on…SONY’S NINJA OCTOPUS!

One of the funniest things about this is that you just hear one person clapping whenever something happens. I think it’s the cameraman.

Xbox have stolen Nintendo’s avatars! That’s…that’s low.

“Clothes will be released in the same way you go into a shop and see the Winter or Summer seasons.” ……… “Now instead of a list of friends you can actually see them (their avatars)!!” Wow, man.

This guy has a very boring voice. Only an hour and ten minutes till Square Enix!

Portal: Still Alive, an Xbox 360 exclusive. ZOMFG.

…I have no idea what’s going on now. There are cows.

This is poor. Even for Microsoft.

By the way, that Portal game is just some Live Arcade thing. Probably should’ve mentioned that before.

“I’m typing it on Word and everything.” - Jamie, on his novel.

By the way, this is the last series of Richard & Judy. They’ve been moved to some new show on UKTV “Watch”. This wasn’t announced at E3 you understand…although I wouldn’t count out Microsoft from pulling both of them on stage any minute.