Well hello there, and welcome to a very special blog post. Why so? Well, today, Jamie will be our guest writer! Yes, he’ll be here in just a few seconds, writing the paragraph below this one. So…uh…how’s everyone been? Well? Me too. …take it away, Jamie.

Thanks Phil, it’s great to be here… or something. All credit for this fantastic idea has to go to me, because I suggested it. Oh, and in case you were wondering, there is a reason why we’re do this over here rather than at Daily Grumble. Actually, there are 2 such reasons and thus we will call upon the aid of a numerical list…

1. There’s no way in hell I’d be stupid enough to give my password out to Phil. He, however, gave his up willingly. Let’s just hope I don’t go crazy, deleting his posts one by one.
2. Phil really didn’t take any convincing. As soon as I’d suggested the idea he literally replied with his password… I wasn’t about to argue.

Oh, and we’ve tried making a joint blog before (Cherry Grumble, anyone?), and it didn’t work out.

Gayphilssaywhat.

What?

Oh, I see, it was a joke. Well, the fact that I value this blog very little is but one of the reasons I gave the password (which begins with the number ‘7′) to Jamie. There were in fact no other reasons. The real fact of the matter is, Jamie is supremely jealous of me and my awesome blog that he’d do anything to get on here. Indeed, the relinquishing of my password may not have been as fully clothed easy as he says…

Maan… I remember when I first started blogging. I was like “Woo! I have a hit!” and blogged about my garden and how Microsoft need to pay more attention to Windows 98. What a dump. Yeah, it hasn’t changed much. Though now I pretend to have knowledge, and tend to fail miserably every time. Nevermind, I’m still beating Spiderpig and Annie’s Blog, for now.

Don’t forget Seb’s blog. Oh wait. Ohh…oooh….it seems you aren’t actually a real professor…it seems you are, in fact…a MEGALOMANIAC. But yeah, Jamie sure does pretend to know a lot of stuff. Like that time he was my phone-a-friend on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Yeah, I lost £15,000 because he couldn’t be man enough to admit he knew nothing about sheds. £15,000.

*cough*

Interesting Fact About Sheds No. 1: My Uncle managed the well-known and extremely successful band - Shed Seven.

Anyways, I’ve just been having a nosey through Phil’s widgets (oo-er) and I came across this suspicious little paragraph. I don’t know if this ever actually appeared on the blog, but heck - it’s still a Jamiexclusive:

“This blog operates an independent neo-conservative body, which in no way associates itself with right-wing extremist groups, food companies who use a lot of salt or beautiful, beautiful communism.”

Make of it what you will.

I demand that my previous comments about the nature of my blog be stricken from the record. Anyway, the sad reality of what we’re doing - that is to say telling each other when we have completed our paragraph over MSN is indeed a sad one. However, that isn’t what’s going on at all! Oh no! We are in fact manipulating the Internet to write what we are thinking! Hmmm hmmm! Yeah… so… I think we should wrap this up.

Oh, I’m being told that this is my last turn. I imagine shortly after posting this I’ll be sent back into the basement… to crawl on broken glass.

Song Of The Day: Back to the Future Theme Song Parody Thing