Awwwwww….maaaaan.

Asda is…it’s just…don’t go there. Don’t breath in car fumes as you walk around there. I didn’t.

Dude.

Good Other Stuff

• It’s, uh, Christmas Eve tomorrow.
• No school.
• Will Kiss arrive tomorrow?
• I’ve bouht Utada Hikaru Single Clips Collection Volume 4 from eBay.
• Top Gear is on tonight.
• I may have just learnt how to use chopsticks from YouTube. I don’t know for sure as I was using a pen and a pencil, not chopsticks. I also had no food to eat with them, so I just clawed the air.
• I have learnt how to make my own ship skins for WipEout Pulse. I made a yewwow one.
• Parkinson’s final show FTW.
• OPM#14 has 4 pages on FFXIII. Woot.
• The concluding part of The Most Annoying People Of 2007 is on BBC3 tonight at 9.
• Big Brother: Celebritt Hijack will start soon.
• Jump Festa is going on now (I completely forgot about it…). New stuff, reported from Maiki:

Final Fantasy XIII
-Music was a slow peaceful string-centric orchestral piece
-Very pale-skinned lady in a white flowy dress and feathery hair played a huge harp on a watery surface
-In a dark space, a floating object spewed out a bunch of CD-like discs all over the place and Pigtails Girl picked one
-Later you see a small creature with white body but greeny face summoned (out of the disc?) and the girl smiled at it

Final Fantasy Versus XIII
-(from what Maiki gathers) there was text that looked like “the organization of destruction” that flashed before they showed a mafia-like organization
-a keyword that looked like “fugitive” flashed before Shotgun Guy
– Two more male characters joined in: Scar-eyed Guy and Glasses Guy
-Scar-eyed Guy showed up and gave Shotgun Guy a headlock after Shotgun Guy gave the Prince a headlock (but not right after)
– The four guys (Scar-eye, Shotgun, Glasses and Prince) stood on a building’s rooftop, staring away at a different building looming far away from them
-The Prince look determined then turned around and walked away, the others followed suit
-Robed person scene doesn’t look much different but his hair style changed a bit

Bad Other Stuff

• Don’t, whatever you do, eat a Marmite biscuit. They’re disgusitng.
• The demo of Burnout Paradise sucks.
• I have to go to a party tomorrow, in which I shall have to fake interest in everythig that’s going on in the universe.
• I’ve eaten a lot of Pringles. Really. Unfortunatey, they’re seems to be hurricane levels of supply of Pringles left. I shall have to postpone my diet until after I’ve eaten them all.
• It’s so cold I can’t type properly.
• I haven’t done any schoolwork of any sort.
• My PSP is covered in grease and salt.
• It’s foggy. I like fog. But it’s bad, ’cause…I missed it out from the Good section.
• It’s Christmas, so Jamie disappears for 2-3 weeks, rousing rumours that he has succumbed to solvent abuse.
• The current line-up of FFXIII characters reads like this: The Prince, Mr.33cm, Pigtails Girl, Shotgun Guy, Glasses Man, Lightning, Scar-eyed Guy, Robed Man, Harp Lady, Skirt Girl. Wow.
• Xmas sounds like Xemnas. This makes me sad.
• In OPM#14 was free Ratchet & Clank wrapping paper…

Song Of The Day: Utada Hikaru - Living On My Own

Cucumber Kid was particulary nervous as he waited for the bus. Some older boys were playing in the field opposite. However, they were playing rough, with a younger boy. They were kicking and beating him. All of a sudden, things got considerably more violent, as one of the boys pulled out a knife - a knife made by the evil Lord Chop, a famous local restaureter*. As Cucumber Kid’s bus pulled up to the kerb, he felt that he, with his awesome super powers, should help. He tried to help the boy, but got into a fight with the bullies. He arrived home bloody and bruised. His mum got scared and said “You’re moving with your aunte and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said “fresh” and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought “nah, forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby “yo home smell you later”, looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

This story is a parody sequel to Jamie’s “The Adventures Of Cucumber Kid Part I”, which was posted on The Daily Grumble on July 31st 2006.

*Rest-ront-errr. Restaurant person. It’s spelled funny.

It was never going to be good, really. But then, it never promised to be good. The switching on of the Penarth Christmas lights, where ‘the Space Rangers and a Dalek would battle the Mayor for control of the town’s energy supply’ was, indeed, terrifyingly bad. I saw Andrew playing a golden-coloured instrument on the street corner. I guess David was there too, I couldn’t see because the rain made my glasses blurry. I acknowledged his existence by staring at him from afar. The band was to the be the best thing of the evening. Fearing the rain, the long wait until the lights were switched on and chavs coming from the ‘fun’ ‘fair’, I went home. Upon returning half an hour later, a large crowd had assembled outside the arcade. I chose my spot in front of the white van, my view blocked my tall people and children on their parents’ shoulders. Oh my God! A Dalek! Not with the proper Dalek voice though. Oh yes, before they unveiled the Dalek, Chloe Cooke sang a song and played her guitar. Well, I imagine she did, I couldn’t see below her face. Then a guy dressed in silver said something about stealing Christmas (BOO, HISS), and then…something happened….and…oh yes, there were several countdowns. I had no idea what they were for. But it was only after the third one that the lights (which are…awesome) came on. A boy was standing on the railings, and he was on the phone. And do you know what he said? “I’ve got to go mate, I’m standing on some railing thing…there’s a Dalek.” XD. Ahhh….yeah, I went home then. It was raining pretty hard.

Of course, it rained yesterday as well, and today. Today’s weather has been awesome. I even made a YouTube video about it (kudos to the lucky bastards who have watched that, which, by the way, made my PSP extremely wet).

:O It’s Chloe Cooke!

I downloaded the demo of Uncharted. It’s pretty good. Well, the graphics are, and it feels more solid than Stranglehold. The story seems pretty terrible though, with characters who I’d consider to be better off dead. It’s too hard, though, I keep getting shot to death, mainly because I run out of ammo. Meh.

It’s Chloe Cooke again!

I’m older than her. Lol. Makes me feel as if I’ve acheived nothing in my life. Then I look at my YouTube channel, and am quietly reassured.

Other Stuff

• Annie did a Radio Potato, In which she discusses going to see McFly. I, meanwhile, am going to see Marty McFly, as I am going…BACK TO TEH FUTURE!
• Tom is scared of the rain.
• Physics first thing on a Monday FTL.
• Y’know Evil Knievel? Not any more you don’t!
• What? I can send candy canes to other people? Why the fuck would I want to do that? Hmmm…maybe I can…hmmmm…no.
• Love Cook should arrive tomorrow. Yeah!

It’s the Audi A3 Cabriolet! It looks better from the back.

Song Of The Day: Maaya Sakamoto - Loop