Sakuranbo!











{November 28, 2007}   Meganekko

Wow. Billie Piper will return to series 4 of Doctor Who for 3 episodes, alongside Freya Ageyman and Catherine Tate.

Meanwhile, the Penarth Christmas lights will be switched on by the town Mayor, a dalek, and some of the “Space Rangers”, whoever they are.

Wikipedia says: Space Rangers is an American futuristic science fiction drama. The series was short-lived and aired on CBS in 1993.”

Wow. There are also rumours that John Barrowman would be there…but I doubt it. Another rumour is that the Mayor and the dalek will have a fight. YouTube will have a field day.

Maybe John Barrowman will pop out of the dalek?

I might as well go, I suppose. I only have to walk down the road, literally. I’ll be dressed all in black, my face shielded from view by a rubber sheet. Oh, maybe it could be like that film with Arnold Schwarzenegger, where he had to find that toy for his son for Christmas, and ends up at the parade and is then dressed in the toy guy’s suit. Yeah…maybe I’ll accidentally be put inside the dalek, resulting in me upsetting the children my just shouting obsenities at the Mayor.

Yeah…it’s gonna be awesome. Apparantly we have more energy efficient light this year. They’ve probably just remove some of the bulbs. Tra-la! More energy efficient!

Awesome word time: Meganekko is Japanese slang for glasses-wearing girl. It is used in anime and manga fandom to refer to females who wear glasses, especially when it is considered their most attractive trait. This is the best word ever.

Meganekko!

Yay!

This is the PSP Extended Life Battery Kit - twice the longevity of the normal PSP battery. Wow.

Other Stuff

  • Twottle (FF: The War Of The Lions) is slowly getting better. Apparantly, it’s set a good few years after FFXII, and all the machines and aircraft are now buried under the Clockwork City Of Goug. I haven’t seen Balthier or Cloud yet, which is incredibly disappointing. To the Internet…self-help….game guide…walkthrough…place!
  • Apparantly they’re all in chapter 4. I’m on chapter 2. How many chapters are there in the game? 4?
  • Love Punch arrived. It’s awesome. There’s some random pictures of Otsuka Ai eating a massive lollipop and drinking milk. Jpop people do have a tendency for milk, do they not?
  • Twottle features opium snuggling. Mmyes.
  • The iPhone advert is annoying. “This is your music. This is your e-mail. This is the Internet. This is your photo album. *throws PSP at TV* This is a PSP in YA FACE, motherfucker!”
  • Heroes is on tonight. Indeed.
  • …another shrubbery!

Quote Of The Day: “Meganekko beeeeeeeeeeeam!” - Hikki



{November 18, 2007}   Blogtastic

Wowza! Where did all this energy come from? I laugh in the face of cold! Ha ha…ha *cough*. Bah! You may have one this time, cold, but the next time we meet, I shall be the master! Yes. Usually my colds are gone when I wake up in the morning though. Yeah! I put it down to my incredible immune system, which is made of Coca-Cola.

Japan has started whaling again! Yeah, take that, whales! Actually, no. Of course not. Don’t. In other whaling news, Kingdom Hearts II star (she voiced Olette) and, to a much lesser known extent (aha!), the cheerleader on Heroes, Hayden Penettiere (Panatttiareterere?) has been chrged by Japanese police for something. Something to do with interrupting their whaling. She may be arrested.

Apparantly every YUI fan (oh noes, dats meez!) has to memorize this dance:

Okay!

Jun Jun, so upset by having been kidnapped from her native China, forced into Morning Musume to sing and dance on television, has started to take her frustration out on her fellow members by stealing their food.

This has been a GIF-tastic post. I think I just had a GIFgasm! Ooooooohhhh!!

Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worlds End comes out on DVD and Blu-ray tomorrow. I’ll be getting the DVD version from Tesco (even thugh HMV are offering an exclusive sleeve :(), as I don’t have an HDTV, and generally don’t hold much faith in the Blu-ray format for the future. Although, I am wrong, of course, it’s just that I invisage a totalitarian future where Blu-ray has failed, and everybody has reverted back to using Betamax tapes by the evil Lord Zargon, who controls the world with an iron fist. PS3s are the only BD players left, and HDTVs have all been melted down to create stock piles of metal for the incoming war against the Martians.

Other Stuff

  • Andrew’s little brother just talked to me on MSN. Quite random.
  • New DA post!
  • Awwww…Annie and Calum recorded a podcast together…but it’s not up. :( Although, they say it was awful.
  • Children In Need was terrible. The high point was the Doctor Who scene. One of the many low points was the Buzzcocks battle between BBC Radio 1 and 2. That had real tension in it.
  • I’ve just watched all 7 episodes of Salad Fingers. Isn’t that right…Hubert Cumberdale? I like it when the red water comes out.
  • Hope nearly went out of The X Factor. In a perfect world, Rhydian should have automatically won by now.
  • The victory theme is missing from the CCFFVII soundtrack. Awwww.
  • Everybody’s being mean to Danni Minogue. It’s not her fault she doesn’t have a personality.
  • Yes, I did actually print out a picture of Hitler and stuck it to my face with a peg.
  • Phil says: *rubs finger down face* You have a pleasing….texture.” Becca says: “…have you been watching Salad Fingers by any chance?” Awww…it’s known publicly. That takes all the edge off what I’m saying. David Firth’s overlooked two-part “A Black & White Cartoon About Roof-Tilnig” and ” ” ” ” About Berries”  are, in my opinion, better than his Salad Fingers. Although, Salad Fingers is pretty damn awesome.

 Video Of The Day: Hikki goes crazy over food



{November 3, 2007}   Jam

“Sakuranbo who are you calling a weirdo ? I see you follow some Japanese pop star. How can you support some godless nation. They can’t sing they sound like screeching cats.”

I respond with the words…fuck you!

Ahhh…religious extremism is funny.

Sakuranbo now officially declares war on the following websites:

http://thewayweseeit.wordpress.com

http://waldow.wordpress.com

http://forums.xbox.com

They all pose a serious threat to our society. Like AIDS serious. Especially that middle one.

Well, in other news, KnoxKast #74 still isn’t up, but his latest Klay movie is, here. I haven’t actually watched it yet, but I trust it’s aweosme.

  • History essay
  • Chemistry write-up
  • Chemistry graph thing
  • Revise Biology
  • Revise Physics
  • Biology presentation stuff

Hmmm…I shall do graph thing tonight…and sort out my Physics folder. Then, tomorrow I shall revise Phyiscs. Then, on Monday, I shall revise Biology. Then I shall rush together Biology stuff on Tuesday. With gnomes an’ shit. Yeah!

Other Stuff

  • The music got annoying. I took it off.
  • Apparantly, adverts for Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack are playing on E4. To E4! I only ever watch E4 when BB is on. I almost miss it.
  • I’ve reconsiderd my opinion on YUI’s song Jam. I now think that it is good.
  • The final part of the Final Fantasy Retrospective - Part XIII. It will now magically disappear from my blogroll.

Song Of The Day: YUI - Jam



{November 2, 2007}   Silent Night

Yeah. Yeah! Silent friggin’ Night. And this is staying her until 2008. Damn right.

Treat women like a good Christian Should

Posted by Brother Izzy on November 1st, 2007

The problem with society today is mainly down to women not knowing their place. The so called modern woman has damaged society beyond repair. The problem all started when women started wanting equal rights to men. The way we see it was the suffragettes who started the decline in 1897 doing all sorts of untold acts of terrorism until the outbreak of WW1 when the government asked them to stop playing silly games as mans work needed doing (going to war, defending women) The government eventually backed down and gave them the vote in 1918.”

Yeah girls, like totally stop living…right now. And make my dinner, bicth!

Ahhh…religion.

EDIT: Apparantly, they’re also against the Irish (”and their potato trash“), the Welsh, the Scots, “woggies“, homosexuals and people who don’t speak English.

EDIT 2: …goths, emos, McFly, Boyzone, the Mazda MX-5 (among various other cars), “they can usually be seen driving with their blacked out windows down and Bangla or Gangster rap music blaring out. Not really a car a good Christian would want to drive. We all know what the Germans did during the war, and as for the Japanese they were worse, plus they worship some pagan monkey/dragon God.
Rating 5 Swastika’s or 5 Curries.”.

EDIT 3: …cats, prostitutes, Dumbledore (now being gay an’ all), Catholics, war, Amir Khan, Lewis Hamilton, caravans.



et cetera