Uhhh…hello. It’s Christmas Day. Merry Christmas. The ‘other’ present turned out to be a BBC Japanese phrasebook. WTF is Santa thinking? That was depressing, so I’ve decided that I will go on a DVD binge later this week. Still, Superman Returns was good. Oh, and I’m also fed up with chocolate. It’s terrifying stuff, designed to screw up your bowel movements.

We’re having goose, apparantly. Thing is, some mini-explosions were heard coming from the oven. Being a sadist, I naturally thought that this was just the goose’s organs exploding. But no. It was the oven. And now it’s broken. The goose is going to have to be transported round my dad’s, be cooked, then with a lightning quick car journey come back here.

Just heard from the forums that James Brown has died, age 73. ‘Tis a sad day.

Song Of The Day: James Brown - I Feel Good (yes, I’m aware of the irony, so don’t bother pointing that out).